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Mourning Constitutional

Speaking yesterday of forgeries... The experts that outed the CBS documents have now determined that the US Constitution is a forgery (see the unequivocal evidence here). This is a slam dunk. Clearly this is a forged document. Hence, how can we believe anything written there? I speak especially about the amendments therein. Surely there are questions.

Surely the framers meant to include religion in government.

And free speech? Who needs free speech. Everything should be copyrighted for 10,000 years, or as long as Jack Valenti is alive (whichever comes first).

And unreasonable searches? There's no such things as an unreasonable search. All searches are reasonable to the "authorities". Perhaps not the person being searched, but then, they're guilty so who cares about them.

And indictments by grand juries of their peers? Or juries at all. Why bother. Just lock people up. For any reason, for any length of time (see the Imperial Patriot Act).

And a speedy trial (see Patriot Act above)? Just arrest the person and throw away the keys. No need for inefficient niceties like due process and transparent government.

And, of course, slavery. What was wrong with that? Talk about a sweet business model! Talk about low cost manufacturing. You don't get any lower than free!

What a country!

Comments (1)

sjon:

What would you expect a con-stitution to be but a con-job.

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